Heartbreaker award: Good night, faithful Schmeichel.
True Friend award: Gold star: Kirk. What a little blinder he was this week, all around!
Snotty Cow award: Faye telling Katy she can't have her room if she has to move in. And Why would she? Owen hasn't given up his flat has he?
Rubbing salt in the wound award: Cheryl leaves Lloyd and moves in across the road and then tries to go for absolution.
Rubbing her face in it: Matt's ex girlfriend sure wasted no time showing Tina up.
Nasty Troll award: Black Star: Norris Cole really is contemptible. And Sally isn't far behind him. And Rosie was *not* nearly killed!
Cheesy Sound Effects: Did Tommy and Ty really use cheesy 1950s sci-fi SFX? and Brian fell for it?!!
Rolling Stones award: All the men under the women's thumb and teasing each other about it.
Lego Furniture award: Why does everyone on the Street have mini-sofas?
Disintegration Award: Was there a nuclear bomb underneath that sofa? How on earth could it have burned through to the bare frame that fast?
Poker Face award: Gaga award: Kirk bested Dev at Poker. Good on yer, mate. Who says he's a bad liar?
Crawling back award: Cheryl. Finds out about Chris' lies so she high-tails it to Lloyd to see if he'll have her back. I'm so glad he didn't.
Two Down One to Go award: So that's Cheryl and Russ gone, when's Chris leaving?
Lines of the Week:
Chesney about Katy "She thinks it's a competition between her and Schmeichel. She needs to grow up!" (Oh? I think that's the other way around kiddo)
Norris "Utterly Foolish Occupation. U.F.O."
Cheryl "I don't want to look smug" (so you held hands with Chris right under Lloyd's nose. Nice.)
Tina to Tommy "You're princess will come one day. You'll just have to be nice to her guide dog"
Lloyd "The generation that has never heard of James Brown is now having babies"
Norris "If looks could kill, I'd be under the factory floor now" (How many times would that make over the years!)
Norris "Maybe one of the neighbours spontaneously combusted!" (they did, sort of) and "This place is going downhill faster than an Olympic tobogannist"
Cheryl to Chris "You're sicker than I thought"
Sunday 20 November 2011
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Good Riddance Award: Cheryl and Russ. Pointless characters who were forgettable and made a miniscule impact on the cobbles.
Non-Event Award: Lloyd setting his sofa on fire.
Storyline Of The Week Award: Schmeichel's very sad but extremely touching passing.
Poker Game of the Century Award: The chances of a player having Four Kings vs Another's Ace High Full House and then A Royal Flush vs A Straight Flush are about the same as Lloyd's burnt couch spontaneously repairing itself.
Coronation Street's Research is just awesome.
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