Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Goodbye, Kirsty Soames

Inside Soap magazine reports this week that the end is nigh for Weatherfield's most terrifying bride. Kirsty Soames (never Dobbs - hurrah) is set to depart in an 'explosive' storyline. Here we go again. Therefore we should be safe in expecting one of the following:

Kirsty decides to leave Weatherfield with Roo-beh and makes a dash for Manchester Piccadilly station. Tyrone follows in hot pursuit but slips on a ham barm on platform eleven . . .

In a fit of rage, Kirsty decides to burn the factory down. Sadly the flames also lick at Hayley's red anorak and she succumbs. Horrified, Kirsty takes herself up to t'Faktry roof and launches herself, before your very eyes ladies and gentlemen, from a cannon and lands on the Red Rec . . .


Kirsty decides to go out in a blaze of glory by crashing a vehicle into part of the set that requires a make-over. Sadly, the only thing to hand is a steamroller and so, stately as a galleon, she trundles to her death, mowing down Hayley on the way before slowly coming to rest in the plastic flowers outside Dev's shop . . .

Kirsty has another psychotic episode and becomes convinced that all of the other residents are actors, apart from Sean. They are all aghast when, during a deranged moment in the Rovers, she tells them that the viaduct doesn't lead anywhere and that Rosamund Street is just a picture. Kirsty is last seen climbing on to that tiny bus that only travels thirty yards and then stops . . .

Kirsty and Hayley join a travelling convent . . .

A nation waits.



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17 comments:

  1. Kirstie has to go - one way or the other ... puleeeeeze!

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  2. Can't be that 'nigh'. We have an arrest, maybe a trial, an abduction ... to get through first. I have a feeling this 'explosive' storyline will be more about the aftermath of Kirsty's death (can't be anything else otherwise she'd have Ruby) than the death itself. How about as Kirsty passes away, she puts the seed of doubt into Tyrone's mind that Ruby isn't his? He is then left with the dilemma of whether to get a DNA test (get the irony). I guess grandparents can't make an official request for a test. Tyrone will say Ruby is his regardless and decide against one.

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  3. More realistic scenario is that Kirsty is arrested by the fashion police for first degree violation of a wedding dress.

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  4. I'd like her to be arrested and spend some time in jail. I would like for everyone to know how mean she is and be shown for the person she is and then be punished for it.

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  5. I think she'll have a nervous breakdown and be carted away by the men in white coats, leaving the baby for Tyrone. I just can't see them pulling another baby from him.

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  6. I think there will be a DNA test and we will find that once again Tyrone isn't the father, so Kirsty and Ruby take the obligatory black taxi off the Street never to be seen again.

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  7. donna - Halifax23 January 2013 00:45

    She should be carted away so there is a return some time in the future and Ruby is not going to be his,that's a given, but Tyrone will raise her,so her real daddy can appear somewhere's later on, just like the meat market guy. As for Ty he'l do a bit of time but will get out, found innocent and the dirt will come out. Sadly he may find out Kirsty did one last thing, his bank account is empty, sad.

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  8. Oh how Kirsty has sucked everyone in telling how cruel Tyrone and Fizz are - and what egg( especially Sally who was really enjoying the drama - Kevin will have to tell her to shut up as he knew the truth before it all came out) will be on their faces once the truth is out! I'm hoping she will finally show her true colours to one and all in coronation street and be carted away for much needed help and somehow she escapes the white coats and gets hit by a taxi driven by Karl that's his ticket out of the show and Kirsty dies and so Tyrone is left with Ruby, but as a soap Kirsty has left a letter with a solicitor to be given to tyrone if anything happens to her and it states that ruby isn't his.. does he just screw up the letter and live happily ever after with fizz?

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  9. Frosty the Snowman23 January 2013 07:54

    Frosty thinks that Natalie Gumde is such a good actress that its a pity she can't have a turn around and be redeemed and kept on as a regular. Its happened to many before, the Battersbys, Becky, even Saint Fiz was a nasty little cow at the beginning who accused Roy of abuse. With appalling actors like Sawpie and Traeecee kept on and on, its a real shame this wont happen.

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  10. I agree Frosty but I think Kirsty is so troubled and to make the story credible she needs time in a psychiatric institution and of course real time is shortened in soaps, so she could come back soon apparently rehabilitated but yet....maybe not. Would be a shame to lose such a brilliant actress.

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  11. Kirsty will snap now that she knows Tyrone only married her to get parental rights for Ruby AND that he and Fiz have been carrying on behind her back (in front of her face) the entire time she suspected it. She will go on a brief rampage (having asked David for some tips) before beating the bejesus out of Tyrone in the Rovers, in full view of all and sundry! Her true nature exposed, the residents of the Street will gather en masse, pitch forks and torches at hand, and chase Kirsty to the top of the faktry ('cause no one can be bothered to travel further off Street). Trapped atop the faktry, Kirsty will rage and gnash her teeth like Frankenstein's Creature until Streetfolk toss their torches, setting the building alight. Thus Kirsty will come to an end, having been symbollically burned at the stake and the faktry will return to cinders, hopefully to be replaced by an industry from the 21st Century! Tyrone and Fiz can raise their sprogs together, if anyone can figure out the whereabouts of Hope during this entire storyline.

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  12. As someone mentioned. I too think that Ruby is NOT Tyrone's baby.
    The violent episodes are very well acted by both. Well done.
    Now there should be a conclusion to the story.
    Kirsty should be taken to a psychiatric ward and sectioned. Therefore recieve treatment.
    But that might be to near real life????

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  13. I THINK KIRSTY SHOULD COMMIT SUISIDE THEN FRAME LEANNE TILSLEY INSTEAD JULIE CARP WILL NOT HAVE KIRSTY AS A FRIEND ANYMORE WHAT WILL STELLA IF FOUND OUT LEANNE USED TO BE A DRUG ADDICT IN THE PAST

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  14. I think Julie Carp sets fire to the Rovers after she gets into an arguement with mad Kirsty as she blames her for spiking her drink and making a pass at Brian which she denies. She also discovers that Kirsty is carrying Brian's love child
    and they are planning to elope and live it up in Bognor Regis.

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  15. I think it's finally time for Kirsty to be revealed as the evil, manipulative, lying monster that she is. She has gotten everyone on the street to believe her story of Tyrone subjecting her to domestic abuse. Kirsty has put him through so much these past few months, the beatings,keeping his name off their daughter's birth certificate and more.

    At least he's got Tommy,Tina, Fiz & Kevin on his side as they know he's innocent. Fiz is a better match for Tyrone because she's loving, considerate, puts her heart on the line for others and is one of his biggest supporters. she herself is a victim of Kirsty's crazy behaviour when she had that accident in the factory with the sewing machine. It pissed me off to see Kirsty shame her in front of her friends and get Julie Carp to believe that she was responsible for causing the incident.

    I can't wait to see the look on the resident's faces when the whole nasty truth finally comes out, they will feel ashamed and embarrassed for turning their backs on Tyrone.

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  16. IF TYRONE ISNT RUBYS DAD THEN WHO IS DID KIRSTY SLEEP WITH LLOYD MULLANY BEHIND TYRONES BACK OR IS NATHAN RUBYS DAD THATS IF HE WASNT KIRSTYS COUSIN KIRSTY SOAMES IS A VERY VIOLENT PERSON AT THE MOMENT WHO WOULD WANT TO GO OUT WITH SOME ONE LIKE KIRSTY WHO IS EVIL AND VIOLENT ANY WAY BECAUSE I WOULDNT

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  17. KIRSTY SOAMES DID START THE ROVERS RETURN ON FIRE BUT WITH THE HELP FROM KARL MUNRO KIRSTY AND KARL WILL BE NOTIFIED AS THE ARSONISTS THAT KILLED PAUL KERSHAWS COLLEAGUE TONI GRIFFITHS AND SUNITA ALAHAN DEVS WIFE PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BLAME JASON FOR THIS IT ISNT JASONS FAULT THINGS LIKE PUBS CAN BE SET ON FIRE BY ACCIDENTLY IF IT WAS ANYONES FAULT IT WILL BE KIRSTY AND KARLS FAULT

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